*trying to open the locked box*

Justin: Can he use a dexterity check?

Griffin: *bewildered and incredulous* To get- Okay. Yes. Use a dexterity check.

Travis: I rolled a…6

Griffin: Okay, with your dexterity check you throw the box into the air and try to dodge it as it falls. And with a six you FAIL.

Travis: Okay, let me try a strength check.

Griffin: Okay.

Travis: that’s a…15.

Griffin: Okay, you lift that box up and you lift it really high and you lifted it really fast with your super super big muscles.

Travis: Okay let me try constitution.

Griffin: Okay!

Travis: …18

Griffin: Okay, you and the box both drink POISON! And you survive but the box has died.