mrlazric:

Pro tip for any hopeful jedi slayers

If you want to keep a Jedi, or any other force-sensitive, from reading your mind, just be super fucking horny. This is useful for two reasons.

  1. They can’t know you’re about to kill them if all your surface thoughts are about fucking.
  2. The brief glimpse they get into the sweaty, decadent lust pit that is your mind might just shock/revolt/fluster them long enough to give you an opening.
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    If you want to keep a Jedi, or any other force-sensitive, from reading your mind, just be super fucking horny. This is...