Pro tip for any hopeful jedi slayers
If you want to keep a Jedi, or any other force-sensitive, from reading your mind, just be super fucking horny. This is useful for two reasons.
- They can’t know you’re about to kill them if all your surface thoughts are about fucking.
- The brief glimpse they get into the sweaty, decadent lust pit that is your mind might just shock/revolt/fluster them long enough to give you an opening.
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If you want to keep a Jedi, or any other force-sensitive, from reading your mind, just be super fucking horny. This is...
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