normal-horoscopes:

lesbianshepard:

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

AH YES THE FEARED GUN WIZARD CURSE OF BEING SHOT IN THE FACE

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