pizzaback-deactivated20201011

the ENTIRE point of johnny bravo is that he doesn’t get laid. he is NOT a himbo and i WILL NOT tolerate people saying he is

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rift-master

I hate to break this to you pal but Johnny's creator says he does get laid off screen but any success he recieves on the show isn't comedic so they don't talk about it. He's shroedingers' himbo

kirbyfanneox

He was literally thrown into a volcano as a “virgin sacrifice” and the volcano spat him back out.

celtic-pyro

Can’t believe Johnny Bravo got slutshamed by a volcano.

crystalleena

silver-tongues-blog

didnt he have success with the sexy deer?