Silver Tongue

thecacklingcreep:

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chefpyro:

TOP 10 MORALLY GREY CHARACTERS IN LEGEND OF ZELDA

NUMBER ONE

LORD JABU JABU

LIES HE PROTECTED RUTO AND THE SAPPHIRE KNOWING THAT HE WOULD DIE IF THE HERO DIDNT COME. HE SACRIFICED HIS LIFE ATTEMPTING TO STOP GANON FROM FREEZING ZORAS DOMAIN

But also he forced all of Hyrule to drink water filtered through his asscrack

he is a deity. the water he sits in is blessed by him and is clean to drink

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    Damnit chef ylonce again you commit crimes with wonton disregard
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