iwilltrytobereasonable:

jessicalockeisveryconfused:

d0nthink:

jessicalockeisveryconfused:

heartlocks:

wish my hair grew little flowers on its own how neat would that be

Good news! Plants can grow under your skin!

THATS KIND OF TERRIFYING THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION

You’re welcome ;)

Ok actually, my cousin was playing with some other kids and he fell in a blackberry bush. Had some scrapes, but nothing too bad.

Few months later and he got this dark bump on his arm that was starting to hurt, and he didn’t know why. His mom, thinking it was a zit, tried to pop it, but nothing happened no matter how much she messed with it.

Finally they went to the doctor and he numbed the area and cut in to figure out what it was. Totally normal procedure, right?

Well, the dark bump was something that kinda looked like a black cyst at first, but it was weirdly long. And it got longer.

And longer.

And what the doctor pulled out was THREE INCHES OF BLACKBERRY VINE

From everything I know about Himalayan blackberries I am not remotely fricking surprised