i feel like the edling side of the fma fanbase completely ignores the comedic potential of your brother being swallowed and sent to a hellish other plane of existence with your weird hungry friend and as soon as he comes back and you get to talk to him hes just like “im gay”
and you ask for elaboration and hes like “we ate my boot and i realized i was gay” so now you have so many questions you dont even know where to start