that-one-fat-guy-over-there:

strawberrydragon:

strawberrydragon:

strawberrydragon:

strawberrydragon:

strawberrydragon:

strawberrydragon:

strawberrydragon:

strawberrydragon:

systlin:

rowantheexplorer:

soaringsearingphoenix:

severalowls:

butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway:

nerdomancer:

How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?

This is how apparently

Security never saved it before. This is just the next level of difficulty and the gradual increase has only acted as training and made the Swedes unstoppable.

The swedes r like^

Security has saved it for the last 3 years, what are you talking about?

Well, it went via flaming arrow that one time, and tbh as a security pro there ain’t much you can do if someone shoots a flaming arrow over your head and into the goat.

Except, of course, nod in respect to your worthy and victorious opponent.

This wiki article is hilariously salty

STOLLEN? Isn’t this thing huge?

Yeah, I’m going to live-tumble my reading of this amazing wiki article. I’ll tag it “christmas goat” and “long post” if you want to block my nonsense. But you’ll miss gems like this:

There is only one sure way to save the goat. A mob that is filled with righteous anger.

But it doesn’t tell me WHO launched three successful attacks against the goats (btw there are two goats because the people who made the first goat got tired of people burning their goat, so they quit making it and another organization took up the task. The first organization started making their goat again after the second organization got into the Guinness Book of World Records for their goat’s size. So now the two groups continue to make separate goats.)

Now this is Christmas.

I don’t even know who I am rooting for in this situation.

no wonder so many bond villains come from the nordics they pull shit like this for a straw goat 

this is like a spy vs spy strip