If monster girls/boys ever became real, posts on /r/relationships would include species along with age and sex.
“My (M21 Human) girlfriend (F22 Lamia) keeps shedding all over the house. How do I tell her that’s my fetish without being weird?”
“Dude what the fuck that is INCREDIBLY WEIRD. And I (Human M26) like how my wife (Dragon F240) cooks. Also don’t come at me with that age difference, dragons live longer then humans it’s just natural and we’re okay with that.”
‘My (Human M23) wife (Cowfolk F26) wants to breastfeed me, but I’m not sure how comfortable I am with that. Her milk tastes fine, but it just seems… weird to me. What should I do?”
Top comment with Reddit Gold: “TOUCH THE COW DO IT NOW”
my (140 f vampire) husband (24 m human) keeps saying he wants the succ and its gotten old real fast. how do i politely tell him hes not funny?
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