at its core fallout new vegas is not a story about war or family or survival it is a story about the cryptic whims of a hypercompetent rampaging frankenstein
i think about this a lot
If you have all the dlc installed you can get
• a new heart
• a new spine
• subdermal skin implants
• implants to make him stronger, more perceptive, more enduring, more charismatic, more intelligent, more agile and somehow more lucky?
• he can complete tribal rituals to stregthen himself
• he can get a fucking hand from the biggest badest deathclaw ever who had been sitting in the impact zone of a nuclear blast for years, AND USE IT AS A WEAPON
AND THAT’S NOT EVEN COUNTING PERK!
dont forget that the beginning of the game starts with your corpse being dug up and and experimented on by a crazy “doctor” after you were shot in the head