sabertoothwalrus:

no-faced-criminal:

Steven Universe Future episode where an exhausted Steven just wants to go on a peaceful date with Connie and the Crystal Gems go out of their way to make sure nothing goes HORRIBLY WRONG but THE UNIVERSE HATES THEM and there’s a LOT OF THINGS HAPPENING but the Crystal Gems try to keep it under control so Steven and Connie dont find out and it’s really cute

Steven and Connie: *talking and laughing over smoothies*

Garnet: *choking out a rogue Homeworld gem in the background*

Steven and Connie: *watching a movie*

Pearl: *discreetly collecting runaway gem shards as they cause quiet havoc in that very theater*

Steven and Connie: *finding shapes in the clouds*

Amethyst: *smacking Onion with a broom as he tries to set things on fire*

But of course their efforts can’t help everything.

Steven and Connie: *about to kiss*

The Diamonds, appearing out of nowhere:

YOO HOO

I think ideally an episode like this would need to be from the gems’ perspective, but considering how strictly the show sticks to Steven’s perspective it’s very amusing to imagine and episode that’s oddly domestic except the gems are doing buckwild shit in the background and it’s completely unaddressed