“Isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt’?”
“Nope. Other way round. You saved my life, so now I’m your problem. If you don’t like it, then kill me.”
“God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.”
How dare you be funnier than me
garyslad liked this 
dontwaaakeme-upp reblogged this from joshpeck 
ulfhetnar liked this 
christian33005 liked this - jaggyjas reblogged this from fuck-bitches
- christine264 liked this
backupstardust reblogged this from thats-what-sidhe-said - amazingtgirlamy reblogged this from isquirttothis
chobbits reblogged this from yournewboyfriend - chobbits liked this
fmlyhm46 liked this 
mistressovmisery liked this 
menhir1975 liked this - eltiposerio liked this
rickosperic liked this - nonenowhere liked this
serendipitouscontrast liked this
smthniceandinteresting liked this - jolly69sissy reblogged this from azimovwithdicks
- jolly69sissy liked this
- furioushomelifestyleforfunny liked this
vladimir19199 liked this - regg1979 liked this
- captain-gordo liked this
dawnslash-blog liked this - someguy69963 reblogged this from vieques69
- vieques69 reblogged this from spoiltease
- vieques69 liked this
- luckydsworld liked this
ilikepics5 liked this - chaotickidcowboybanana liked this
- billymedusa liked this
shippsterboringcrazycat liked this spinneryesteryear reblogged this from dberl
- stitchsoul90 liked this
- gyn2020 liked this
- bibioldlife liked this
- eating-pussy-and-sucking-dick liked this
- chocolatepeanutmiracle liked this
qu1etmansfr1end liked this
squiretinnion liked this
mightybooty liked this - steadyheroshoeeagle reblogged this from fuck-bitches
- skinnydale liked this
vocatharsis liked this
nycityslicker liked this shells210 reblogged this from thedaft1
timelessrevenant reblogged this from nepsah
smithytw4666 liked this
- Show more notes
