uberguber89:

emptiable:

uberguber89:

oopsprompts:

“Isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt’?”

“Nope. Other way round. You saved my life, so now I’m your problem. If you don’t like it, then kill me.”

“God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.”

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How dare you be funnier than me

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