i just don't understand why rich people force themselves to eat gross expensive food like caviar and salmon on crackers infused with gold dust or whatever as if eating a whole roll of garlic bread loaded with melted cheese isn't the height of decadence and indulgence
i'm eating a slice of the cheesey garlic bread i bought from the aldi down the road and i can tell you with certainty that i feel happier right now than any billionaire ever will
Shh they're gonna hear you and turn it into rich people's food
the last time people got guillotined it was over the price of bread so they can fucking try