im-extremely-scottish:

bee-fox:

midnight-spectrum-again:

nothingbutanuglyfart:

im-extremely-scottish:

nothingbutanuglyfart:

fleamontpotter:

there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this

I mean. it’s from Australia!!! I’m Aussie and I once raised a trans pigeon.

quick question how did you know the pigeon was trans?

so we called him “he” for years. and then one day we found out he could lay eggs. and my brother was like “oh I’m sorry for calling you a boy you’re a she aren’t you-” and the pigeon. started making this ungodly noise. while flapping his wings. in Anger. and I was like “OH you wanna be called he?” and the pigeon cocked his head at me, stopped flapping, settled in his nest, and cooed.

The fuck

Australia is queer, haven’t you learnt that from talking to me?

this has very quickly returned to my dash