Them: Hello sir, may I have your name?
Me: No, you may not have my name, but you may call me John
Them: Sir, this is a DMV and I am not a fae
Me: Oh? Then you wouldn’t mind holding this iron horseshoe then, right?
*DMV clerk begins to sweat nervously*
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