toastynoneofyourbusiness:

Everyone always admires SCP for the horror. But NOBODY talks about how genuinely funny some of them are (and no, I’m not counting J’s):

• The box that is entirely designed to piss off the nearest person in the vicinity in an extremely specific and personalized manner
• The pills that were intended to give whoever swallowed them radiation poisoning, but instead make them explode with bananas
• The roll of infinite toilet paper that abides by the laws of conservation of energy, thus causing nuclear explosions if too much or too little is used
• The tub and water who each have their own respective personalities and constantly argue about communism vs. capitalism
• The tomatoes that throw themselves at you at a speed relative to how terrible you joke is
• A coffee machine with a keypad that dispenses (almost) any liquid
• A guy that is constantly lost, can’t be tracked, and anyone who finds him gets lost with him
• A statue who moves when you stop looking at it, but instead of snapping your neck, it just tries to startle you
• Three words: The Nerfing Gun
• A Wendy’s with a haunted bottomless freezer that sometimes plays Frank Sinatra
• A bag of inifinite potatoes
• I am a toaster