Everyone always admires SCP for the horror. But NOBODY talks about how genuinely funny some of them are (and no, I’m not counting J’s):
- The box that is entirely designed to piss off the nearest person in the vicinity in an extremely specific and personalized manner
- The pills that were intended to give whoever swallowed them radiation poisoning, but instead make them explode with bananas
- The roll of infinite toilet paper that abides by the laws of conservation of energy, thus causing nuclear explosions if too much or too little is used
- The tub and water who each have their own respective personalities and constantly argue about communism vs. capitalism
- The tomatoes that throw themselves at you at a speed relative to how terrible you joke is
- A coffee machine with a keypad that dispenses (almost) any liquid
- A guy that is constantly lost, can’t be tracked, and anyone who finds him gets lost with him
- A statue who moves when you stop looking at it, but instead of snapping your neck, it just tries to startle you
- Three words: The Nerfing Gun
- A Wendy’s with a haunted bottomless freezer that sometimes plays Frank Sinatra
- A bag of inifinite potatoes
- I am a toaster
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heyitsgillan said: Might I add they actually tried to explore the infinate potato sack, and people FUCKING D I E D BY SUFFOCATING IN A POTATOLANCH XD plus the coffee machine can literally give you ANY liquid including all the fluids from a human like “cup of joe” or a cup of your favorite memory :3 or just a cup of shit or cheese or something lol XD one of my favs lol
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