*goes back in time and prevents andrew hussie’s birth*
homestuck was a necessary evil in order to prevent superwholock from being the only fandom on tumblr… you’ve changed the future for the worse and now YOU have to write homestuck to fix this timeline
Galaxy Brain: Hussie already killed the real author, and had to go back and write it himself
that means that hussie is from an offshoot timeline and his days on this world are numbered