you: ok but what woman fucked palpatine?
me: how MANY women fucked palpatine???
oh my god guys but there are already so many good sheev lines to say during sex??
- good…. goooood….
- DEW IT
- everything is proceeding as i have foreseen
- you may fire when ready, commander!
- the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
- do not hesitate, show no mercy!
- i have waited a long time for this
- *maniacal cackling*
- i’m looking forward to completing your training. in time you will call me ‘master’
and of course
- UNNNLIMITED POWAAAAHH
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