tarrkin

you: ok but what woman fucked palpatine?

me: how MANY women fucked palpatine???

tarrkin

oh my god guys but there are already so many good sheev lines to say during sex??

  • good…. goooood….
  • DEW IT
  • everything is proceeding as i have foreseen
  • you may fire when ready, commander!
  • the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
  • do not hesitate, show no mercy!
  • i have waited a long time for this
  • *maniacal cackling*
  • i’m looking forward to completing your training. in time you will call me ‘master’

and of course

  • UNNNLIMITED POWAAAAHH