coolman229:

fungalnetw0rk:

eroticlizardfiction:

2020 has been the wildest year and it’s still January

• Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup
• Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals
• The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening
• Mr. Peanut died???
• Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy
• Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans
• Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn’t win an Oscar (he wasn’t even nominated so looking forward to that)
• Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina
• The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series
• Grimes announced that she’s pregnant with Elon Musk’s baby
• Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards
• Kat Von D sold her makeup company
• Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson
• Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally
• Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text

i would like to add on to this because 

• Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts
• Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie
• Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic 
• the impeachment trial began in the Senate
• the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again
• the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight
• after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop