Silver Tongue

afallenwolf:

octopus-awareness:

eternal-fractal:

eternal-fractal:

eternal-fractal:

eternal-fractal:

Broke: sci-fi technology, plasma weapons, lightsabers, lasers, and more will most likely always be fiction

Woke: tech youtubers have literally created plasma laser guns because they wanted to make an irl plasma laser gun from a videogame they like

you guys know i’m not fucking kidding in the slightest right.

this dude created a working plasma laser canon based on an overwatch weapon

also made a lightsaber

this dude was able to turn a microwave into a low tech microwave gun

the dude again made a cryo gun

HERES AN INTERVIEW FROM A NEWS STATION, OF THIS GUY LIFTING A TRUCK WITH HIS EXOSKELETON

AND THIS ISN’T IT. THERE IS SO MUCH MORE THIS, ABSOLUTE, FUCKING MAD GENIUS HAS DONE.

THIS FUCKER HAS MADE A LITERAL FUCKING ROCKET HAMMER.

GRAPPLING HOOKS

PLASMA RIFLES

A GOD DAMN EXOSKELETON, THAT LETS HIM LIFT CARS WITH EASE

SPIDER MAN GRADE SUCTION CUPS

STILL NOT DONE

THIS FUCKER MADE A JET SPRINTER IN ONE FUCKING DAY,

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE, YOU KNOW WHAT HUGE FUCKING PROJECT HE’S DOING RIGHT NOW?

HE’S CREATING A LITERAL FUCKING, FUNCTIONING MECH SUIT, AND HE’S GOTTEN THE CLAMPS DOWN SO FAR

OH AND BEFORE I FORGET.

THEY ARE CREATING THEIR OWN BUISNESS, AND THEY’RE HIRING.

The nerds are getting powerful

The meek shall inherit….

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  19. tobacconist said: sorry guys, most of these are lame as fuck… ‘plasma cannon’ = oversized laser pointer that can pop one balloon at a time, 'lightsabre’ = long filament of metal that glows red hot, 'exoskeleton’ = a wearable jacklift, looks unnecessarily cumbersome. that microwave gun was cool af though
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  22. eternal-fractal posted this
    Broke: sci-fi technology, plasma weapons, lightsabers, lasers, and more will most likely always be fiction