Ah yes, these infamous “studies” that definitely “show” these stone cold facts

Look at this ridiculous phrasing. It looks all scary, and ominous. But think about it for a second.

What would a ‘dietary greenhouse gas emission’ be, and how would an omnivore be responsible in units per day as compared to a vegan?

This is talking about farts and/or burps.

This is literally saying if you eat meat you fart more than a vegan and that you farting more is destroying the planet.

Fucking PETA.

And I object to the assertion that omnivores fart more. My former housemate could clear the goddamn neighbourhood after she went vegan. It was like sharing a living space with a skunk with an anxiety disorder. 

And also I’m aware that that’s all anecdotal but fuck it, I still scienced harder than PETA did when they pulled this campaign out of their buttholes.

I’m pretty sure it’s well-established that vegetarians at least fart more due to it being more difficult to digest plant matter

there’s also the fact that its impossible for people’s farts to be contributing more than the giant unregulated factories spewing pollution into the air

To be fair, a meat eater would also be responsible for the farts of all the animals raised to feed them as wel I would assume. That said, Fuck PETA.

PETA fart shaming the meat eaters, while sniffing their own butts to get high.