I’m dying, look what my brother just sent me from my house
Evidence:
Suspect 1: John (dog)
Evidence: is dog, can chew
Counter evidence: Has never yet demonstrated that he knows what toys or chewing is
Suspect 2: Cal (grey cat)
Evidence: Entitled lazy asshole, gives no shits
Counter evidence: Entitled lazy asshole, gives no shits
Suspect 3: Davesprite (orange cat)
Evidence: Is predator, can kill, will kill
Counter evidence: Is cat, can’t chew, can’t kill?
A new suspect enters the fray: Roomba
!!!
The roomba and John are in the closet together
I sense cahoots
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