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Works of art. I will print and frame these.

A male coworker (a doctor, no less), who I know pretty well but is not a close friend, came up to me when I was pregnant and put his hand on my belly. Once he removed it and stepped back, I placed MY hand on HIS stomach, and stared him uncomfortably in the eyes. “How does this feel to you? Is this weird to you?” Apparently it was, because he apologized profusely for 2 months, and when his cousin came to the US to visit and came to the office, the first thing she asked him was, “Is this the pregnant woman you awkwardly laid your hand on?” 

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    Works of art. I will print and frame these.