glumshoe:

asryakino:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I feel like the usefulness of a poison ring is inversely correlated with how openly you boast about wearing a poison ring

you were so busy carefully watching that my ring hand did not go near your drink that you didn’t notice the liter bottle labeled POISON in my other from which I poured your wine

the key to poisoning people is misdirection. misdirection… and poison.

Is it like the obsidian knife and the baseball bat?

first of all it’s nothing like that at all and secondly how DARE you try to identify patterns in my murder techniques

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