johnnyjoestarrelatable

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

megidonitram

This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.

tuomey

can you imagine being so far up your own ass with conspiracy theories that you forget about circles

spdy4

And dont forget, The Pyramids used to be coated in Limestone, so they were White & reflected a lot of light so they shined.

Here’s a concept of what they used to look like.