maulusque:

eclipseyeger:

maulusque:

AU where the clones and the droids unionize and collectively go on strike and stand threateningly around important government buildings until they get their rights 

palpatine, skulking in his office: Why aren’t they shooting each other!?!?!

B-1 Battle Droid: HALT! who goes there?

Cody: oh shit droids

Rex: oh no

Droid: Clones! I must report this intrusion to Count Dooku!

Cody: NO SHIT WAIT

Rex: we’re…. uhhhh

Rex: we’re from the union

Droid: …

Droid: the union?

Rex: yeah, we represent the rights and interests of working soldiers throughout the galaxy.

Cody, catching on: so, buddy, are you happy with your current working conditions?

Droid: well, we, uh,,

Rex: does your employer treat you well?

Droid: *muttering* my software hasn’t been updated in two years

Rex, to Cody: *gasp* they don’t even get regular software updates

i know this is a shitpost but consider… the unionized clones refusing to follow order 66 and helping jedi escape genocide. maybe even warning them beforehand and testifying against palptaine