AU where the clones and the droids unionize and collectively go on strike and stand threateningly around important government buildings until they get their rights
palpatine, skulking in his office: Why aren’t they shooting each other!?!?!
B-1 Battle Droid: HALT! who goes there?
Cody: oh shit droids
Rex: oh no
Droid: Clones! I must report this intrusion to Count Dooku!
Cody: NO SHIT WAIT
Rex: we’re…. uhhhh
Rex: we’re from the union
Droid: …
Droid: the union?
Rex: yeah, we represent the rights and interests of working soldiers throughout the galaxy.
Cody, catching on: so, buddy, are you happy with your current working conditions?
Droid: well, we, uh,,
Rex: does your employer treat you well?
Droid: *muttering* my software hasn’t been updated in two years
Rex, to Cody: *gasp* they don’t even get regular software updates
i know this is a shitpost but consider… the unionized clones refusing to follow order 66 and helping jedi escape genocide. maybe even warning them beforehand and testifying against palptaine