Hey, billionaires!
Stalin’s ghost is trapped inside the Siberian permafrost.
If we don’t reverse climate change and soon, the ice will melt and release his spirit back into the world to enact Vengence and Communism!
Only you can stop the rise of Ghost Stalinism!
If I know 3 things rich people are scared of, it’s taxes, communism, and ghosts.
You’re halfway towards an exciting new Christmas Carol reboot