Off-Brand World Landmarks
Great Pyramids, but they’re the Bass Pro Shop in Tennessee
Eiffel Tower, but it’s the cowboy version in Paris Texas
London’s Tower Bridge, but it’s the replica in Suzhou China (it has twice as many towers lol)
The Statue of Liberty, but its in the Netherlands and she’s holding a can of beans (I’m serious)
The Statue of Liberty again, but she’s in Spain and holding TWO torches, damn
The Taj Mahal but it’s in Bangladesh and it’s pink and like, I’m sorry, but like, really cute
The Great Sphinx, but it’s in China and also Iron Man is there