It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because i walked passed the doctors and like…I’m not sick so…yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked passed past a restaurant and like…I’m wasn’t hungry so…yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a field and like… im not a cow so… yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a store and like… I didn’t have any money so… yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a road and like… I’m not a car so… yea 

It was so akward when I was walking home because I walked past a vet and like… I’m not cat tonic so… yea

It was so awkward when I was just sitting there like I always do and an athiest walked past and like… I’m a church so… yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a bakery and like… I’m not dough so… yea