"Archibald! It is very rude to call your mother a ‘blind old bat’! Must I send you to the child dungeon?"
"Well it’s true isn’t it? You’re old!"
"That’s it! No more sugar for you young stallion!"
((Yay, I got it done! Queued because I got this done at like 3 AM. Anywho, I am clearing the inbox again (It has a ton of questions in it from before the story arc or that are largely irrelevant), so I need to rid them so I can sort out the next phase of the story arc!