I AM SO DISAPPOINTED
I DID ALL THE MATH AND EVERYTHING AND… SQUIRTLE’S WATER GUN ATTACK HAS THE PRESSURE OF AN ACTUAL WATER GUN. LIKE, A SHITTY SMALL WATER GUN THAT YOU CAN BUY AT A GAS STATION FOR A DOLLAR
I THOUGHT IT WOULD AT LEAST BE A SUPER SOAKER OR SOME SHIT BUT NO
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA BATTLE WITH THE EQUIVALENT OF A GODDAMN DOLLAR TREE WATER GUN
Well, trees are plants and you aren’t supposed to fight plant Pokemon with a water type. Also, the fire type equivalent of water gun, ember, is about the same as a lit cigarette, which a doller priced watergun can put out so it makes sense.
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