hero: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO???
villain: *choking back tears* uh, yeah, i'm actually trying really hard here man
hero: *now looking uncomfortable* oh
hero: hey man its okay that was good you uh you did good back there
villain: i did good??
hero: i mean- bad!! you did bad!!
villain: I did BAD?!?!
hero: i mean... you did good at being bad!
villain: oh... thank you?
hero: *awkwardness intensifies* no problem...
villain, tearing up again: no one has ever told me I'm good at anything!
hero: where are your parents I just want to talk
All the best hero - villain dynamics just lead right back to these two