Silver Tongue
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It took me 3 watches to realize...

ao3sburbanite:

ryderdai:

the-pump-king:

morphimus:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

queen-of-dirt:

charlesoberonn:

notaboyscout:

charlesoberonn:

memory-thought:

charlesoberonn:

updogonline:

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It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.

I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.

This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.

it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.

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y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.

I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.

American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.

Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.

Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.

Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.

Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.

Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.

Read this article.

https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality

Then watch this video.

Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that?

It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

This always bugged me when people in American TV punch holes in walls, too. If you punched one of the walls in the UK you would break your hand, even if it’s just an internal wall.

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