why are superheroes always so worried about using their powers for ‘unnecessary’ stuff like the world isn’t going to end because you used your telekinesis to float the TV remote over to your hand lol
if i had powers i would use them to levitate a few inches off the ground at all times so that i’d always be taller than whoever i was talking to and if anyone tried to tell me i couldn’t i would simply float above their head making rude noises and gestures every time they tried to speak for the rest of the day
Superman canonically uses his heat vision to shave and doesn’t buy oven mits because he can just hold scalding hot metal without an issue
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why are superheroes always so worried about using their powers for 'unnecessary' stuff like the world isn't going to end...
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