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That moment when your girlfriend is equivalent to the cuteness of a kitten.

Like no joke. She sneezes like a fucking kitten. She has kitten eyes. And she sleeps like a kitten. She is kitten.

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this is a lie, it’s not true

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Val. Please.

This is the box your parents found you in on their doorstep.

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oh yeah well this is your family >:[

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Well I’ll be! Looks like you came from a family of mice as well!

SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAKER

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That’s a nice minty impression