Silver Tongue

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blackholeca:

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blackholeca:

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blackholeca:

I’d like to inform the masses that on March 1st, 2020 at approximately 4 in the afternoon I preformed a tik tok “life hack” on myself that claimed to remove one’s gag reflex. I did not think it would work.

It did.

It is currently March 4th, 9:54pm. My gag reflex has yet to return. At random intervals throughout the last few days I have been randomly jamming my finger into my mouth in hopes that it has returned.

It has not.

My friends (who also participated) have all had their gag reflexes returned to them (usually within 24 hours of participating). I am the only one whose gag reflex has not returned.

I worry for my future.

For all y’all wondering how

https://twitter.com/hoemoticon/status/1234314547881594881?s=21

HOWRE YOU GONNA GIVE THEM THE POWER TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I MADE 😭😭😭

HOW YOU GONNA LITERALLY DELETE YOUR GAG REFLEX???????? FUCKN WHAT

YOU DID IF TOO DONT EVEN @ ME FAM YOU WERE JUST AS STUPID AS I WAS 😭😭

I AIN’T GONNA DENY THAT I BE SWALLOWING SPAGHETTI

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THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

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    Do you *still* not have a gag reflex???
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    I’d like to inform the masses that on March 1st, 2020 at approximately 4 in the afternoon I preformed a tik tok “life...