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Here in my Garaaaaaage,

Just bought this, ah, new Lamborghini here; it’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood Hills.

But you know what I like a lot more than knowledge? This, ah, new Lamborghini here. But you know what I like a lot more than the new Lamborghini here? My TedX talk where I talk about this new Lamborghini here. The thethe Thhuuuuuuu-

In fact, I’m a lot more proud of the 7 new Hollywood Hills that I had to get installed to hold 2,000 new Lamborghinis…

Ah.

It’s like the Buffet Warren billionaire says: ‘The more you earn, the more you drive up here in the Hollywood Hills.

In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here- is the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here- is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreers are still possible.

 Because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little Lamborghini, sleeping on bookshelves in the Hollywood Hills, with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account. And only 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account. And only 47 hills in my Hollywood account. And only 47 TedX talks where I talk about Warren Buffets in my TedX talk where I talk about Warren Buffet account.

But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a Lamborghini, and another Lamborghini, and a few more Lamborghinis. So, I found five (5) Lamborghinis.

I don’t call it money anymore, I call it “Fuel Units”. You must have enough fuel units. You must have enough Lamborghinis. You must [Protoss voice] CONSTURUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

I’ll see you on my website, It’s a quick video, and, uh, you’ll see there absolutely nothing.­

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