There’s a fic there somewhere.
Trevor happens upon an innocent woman about to be burned at the stake, does the inevitable Trevor thing and picks a fight with Literally Everyone to help her.
Then two hours later Dracula shows up having a panic attack to find out that he owes the safety of the love of his life to a Belmont.
Trevor: *Tries to stand up and punch Dracula*
Lisa: “Young man you have four broken ribs and a concussion, please stop punching my husband, you’re going to hurt yourself.”