teaboot:

teaboot:

just-shower-thoughts:

Adam and Eve had to raise teenagers, but they were never teenagers beforehand.

Eve holding the first ever baby: what the FUCK is thIS

Adam, talking to God: hey buddy so uh I don’t know if this is like ~normal~ or what but my wife just shat out a fat bald monkey and now it won’t stop screaming? Are you doing okay up there bro

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