Adam and Eve had to raise teenagers, but they were never teenagers beforehand.
Eve holding the first ever baby: what the FUCK is thIS
Adam, talking to God: hey buddy so uh I don’t know if this is like ~normal~ or what but my wife just shat out a fat bald monkey and now it won’t stop screaming? Are you doing okay up there bro
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