The Fed: *pulls 1.5 trillion out of its ass to "fix" financial markets*
The establishment and their shills for the past year: bUt hOw aRe yOu gOnNa pAy fOr mEdiCaRe 4 aLL???
My favorite part was that after injecting $1.5 trillion, the market raised by 4% for 30 minutes then continued crashing through the floor lmao.