im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language
so far ive got
- get his ass
- thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)
- fat fuck friday
- shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam
- does man care
feel free to add your own
- calling someone / an inanimate object a whore over absolutely nothing
i want that twink obliterated
• calling everything sexy
- potion of ____ (example: potion of get his ass!)
I'm at soup
“okay but why though?”