Silver Tongue

sgt-morgan:

regularghostly:

maltese-death-kitty:

renguro-main:

bileshroom:

solitomatonic:

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

  • get his ass
  • thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)
  • fat fuck friday
  • shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam
  • does man care

feel free to add your own

  • calling someone / an inanimate object a whore over absolutely nothing

i want that twink obliterated

• calling everything sexy

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SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!

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    im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language ...so far...