Silver Tongue

maglor-still-lives:

maglor-still-lives:

maglor-still-lives:

I can’t decide what’s better: elves being a tricked-out version of humans, or the races having similar appearances but completely different physiologies.

An elf goes to a human hospital and the doctors are like holy fuck. You broke our blood typing machine.

“Sir, the results are in, and technically you are a fungus.”

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