Silver Tongue

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…I flip my phone over because that’s the fastest way to silence it.

Are… are the straights okay?

… I flip my phone over so it lies flat and the notification light doesn’t distract me. The fuck?

I flip my phone over to indicate that Phone Time Is Over and I Am Focused On You lmfao ARE the straights okay???

i flip my phone over bc the porn bots on this site are hell and i’d rather people not see notifications on my phone from bigbootybitches6969penisbutt420 while i’m trying to eat

I flip my phone to spare you from my kinks because I’m nasty AF and you don’t need to be exposed to that

i flip my phone cause i dont trust anyone not to spill something on the screen

i flip my phone over because my wallpaper involves homsetuck vore

Reblogged 3 years ago from moonpaw (Originally from spongebobssquarepants)
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    Why is the phone on the table?
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    I flip my phone over so people can't see what my himbo harem is texting me.
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