gonna need this lightning to hurry up and try to strike me because I’m running an experiment
For the record, this is about me playing Breath of the Wild
SERIOUSLY
as soon as I get everything into position and have the lightning attracted to my very metal sword, shield, and bow… the storm ends
okay
we’re back in position
now to stand here and tempt fate
for science
okay in case anyone ever wondered
putting a pile of raw meat next to a metal sword in a thunderstorm does not result in a mound of delicious cooked steak
the lightning will, in fact, vaporize the meat