Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.
Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.
Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!
Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
The shopkeeper, annoyed: I’M TELLING YOU IT WILL COST YOUR SOUL.
Me, equally annoyed: AND I’M TELLING YOU I UNDERSTAND “NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM”
plot twist, the only one under the effects of the curse is the shopkeeper
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