unclefather

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

del3141

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

yagirlbigbadguzma

The shopkeeper, annoyed: I'M TELLING YOU IT WILL COST YOUR SOUL.

Me, equally annoyed: AND I'M TELLING YOU I UNDERSTAND "NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM"

silver-tongues-blog

plot twist, the only one under the effects of the curse is the shopkeeper