eroticcannibal: “ sniddies-snake-tiddies: “ lagtim3: “ cats-and-cacti: “i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance ” @fandomlife-confessions Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means...

eroticcannibal:

sniddies-snake-tiddies:

lagtim3:

cats-and-cacti:

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella.

So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

The warm water of the ocean did what now

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